Drinking Sprite
codename for masturbation usually used by guys when girls are present to prevent disturbing them.
guy 1: “did you see that hot girl with the g-string on?”
guy 2: “yeah, i know what i’ll be thinking while i’m drinking sprite tonight.”
female aquaintance:-confused look-
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