Drinkronicity


a bar-tending/drinking term:
when there is exactly as much in the liquor or mixer bottle as is needed in the gl-ss(es), as if by accident or fate.
when a bottle is emptied into a gl-ss without necessarily over-pouring, or making a drink too strong.
when you get out a shot gl-ss, grab the required bottle, pour, filling the shot gl-ss perfectly while emptying said bottle simultaneously; this is drinkronicity.
the bottle then must be discarded or replaced.
may also apply to mixed drinks in proportion.

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