drinxt
drinking via text when you can’t physically be with someone.
“aww man, i wish i could be drinking with you guys”
“yeah, that sucks you have to be across the country. wanna drinxt?”
“sure! just slammed my first beer…you’re up next.”
–two hours later–
“i’m spo wasted. wishu wre hre”
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