drive a moose
to drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else’s -ss, so they can punch a moose later on.
to punch a moose is to take a sh-t. my friend was constipated, so after i punched a moose, i took my sh-t and drove it up their -ss. this is called to drive a moose. a few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.
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