drive-by screwdrivering
the act of throwing a screwdriver from a moving vehicle at a pedestrian along the road in an attempt to injure. upon impact, promptly point and laugh, and then speed off.
on the way to the mailbox the other day, a car sped past and luke felt a sudden pain in his leg. he looked down to find a screwdriver at his feet. it appears that luke had been the unfortunate victim of a drive-by screwdrivering.
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