drive-by texting
a text message sent by someone to try to stir things up, but when a response is made, no further messages are sent.
similar to a drive-by shooting because after the -ssailant has disappeared, the victim is left riled up and frustrated.
girl (out of the blue): “haven’t missed a beat have you?”
guy: “what makes you say that?”
an hour p-sses with no response
guy: “drive-by texting?”
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