drive like a dan


the act of driving like a f-cktard. usually involves crashing into lamp posts outside of green hope, clapping to songs while taking turns, and looking ugly; any who sucks terrible b-lls at driving a v8 lincoln
hey alex, weren’t you in the car with dan? yeah he hit that pole. he drives like a dan. dude don’t drive like a dan.

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