Drive Time Vampire


a time vampire (person who sucks up all your time) who calls you at home from their mobile phone while driving. the drive time vampire caller has nothing important to say, and just wants something to do while driving, but they end up keeping you on the phone forever, so you can’t get anything done at home.
i was trying to get some work done at home when a drive time vampire kept me on the phone for his entire two hour commute to work.

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