driver harassment squad
the bad drivers/bikers/pedestrians you always seem to encounter especially on the commute home after a long aggravating day at work. they always seem to wait just for you to get in your car and start driving.
squad leader radios everyone: “ok take your places he’s getting in his car now”
today on my commute home i encountered an oblivious person starting to cross the road in front of me and had to slam on my brakes like they waited just for me to approach even though there were no cars behind me, then i got stuck behind a tourist going 20 miles below the speed limit, after that i encoundered five unnecessary red lights, got stuck behind three buses, two trains and a drawbridge. the driver har-ssment squad is out in full force for me today, great job everyone!
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