Driver


is always male because women can not drive. he makes the f-cking decisions because he is driving the car. he is responsible for everyone. he is the leader. you listen to him. he doesn’t take any sh-t from the back seat driver. his favorite person in the car is the wing man. he realizes the person riding shotgun is the idiot who called it and will probably die first when he decides to kill himself and everyone else. the person in the b-tch seat in between him and shotgun is the reason he will kill everyone because he/she is making him go crazy. he likes the hump person because when he looks in his rear view mirror, the person smiles at him. he could care less about the person in the trunk because he/she have no seat belt and no one can hear he/she.
john drives his white marauder (1996 toyota corolla) with fierce dictatorship. why? because he is the driver and has totaled 3 cars. you shut the f-ck up and listen to him because he just might do it again.
people who are willing to endanger, hurt and/or kill someone else on the road, along with damaging the other party’s vehicle, as long as they don’t have to wait that extra ten seconds.
like other drivers, i want to get to my destination, too. unlike other drivers, i’m not willing to kill a family of four on the way.
goes left, goes right, goes straight ahead. that’s it.
i am driver, i go left, i go right, i go straight ahead. that’s it.
when a teenage male pulls a girl a good few years younger than themself.
chris is goin out with a year 9, hes doing a driver!

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