driver’s license chicken
figure out a way to get pulled over by the police that doesn’t endanger the public, roll down your window, look the policeman in the eye, reach out your driver’s license and don’t let go. begin counting to yourself “one one thousand.. two one thousand..” if the policeman breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). if you break first, then there’s no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts). then multiply by an additional x10 danger multiplier (30sec x 2 x 10 = 600).
if the policeman cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say “who pays your paycheck?”. the multiplier for a smiling policeman is x500 because there’s not a snowball in h-ll that he’ll smile to begin with, so (10sec x 500 = 5000). operation driver’s license chicken is not about agitating policemen, but about reminding them the customer is always right.
the next day is round 2. if it’s the same policeman, you’re not multiplying anything by anything because you’ll be on to the next challenge, hand cuff chicken.
extra credit: have your p-ssenger record video for posterity. add 5,000 points to total your score, because you just leveled up to straight jacket chicken.
see also: toll booth chicken, drive-thru chicken
“hey eddie, i’m starving, man. even prison food would beat this empty fridge. let’s go play driver’s license chicken!”
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