driver’s license
a redneck’s dream card. allows them to legally drive.
patty and selma: you’ll get your license in the mail within 2 weeks.
cletus: hot d-mn! no more sittin’ in the dirt at the drive-in!
the only form of id that americans use, therefore requiring everyone to learn to drive
asking for id
american example:
-can i see your drivers license
-i don’t drive so i don’t have a license
-well i won’t do any business with you
-wtf!?! what about a p-ssport!?!
european example:
-can i see your id
-(hands over id)
-okay, great. thank you!
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