driver’s profiling


turning your head while p-ssing a car to check out the other car’s driver who was doing something stupid on the road just a minute ago. it could also be used to confirm car/owner stereotypes.
i could hear the big pink cadillac with shiny rims from miles away. no need for driver’s profiling. it was a black dude.

the minivan in front of me almost stopped in the left lane of the highway this morning. i did some driver’s profiling and sure enough it was a soccer mom on her phone.

the silver toyota in front of me was behaving weird. some driver’s profiling revealed it was an old asian lady who drove it.

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