Drivers Test
the hardest test ever invented. truly, what is the point? the dmv people will fail you no matter what. 70% of the people i know have failed it at least once, maybe twice if they are actually good drivers. best advice? try not to show weakness…. they can sniff out fear.
dmv person: “pull over when you get the chance.”
person taking drivers test: “okay”
dmv person: “what are you doing! i told you to pull over! pull over right now!” -shakes head-
person taking drivers test: “oh… sh-t.. wait, shoot! i’m sorry! let me just…”
dmv person: “oh my gosh! you almost hit that car! why are you pulling over!”
person taking drivers test: “well… i obviously just failed… can we just go back to the dmv now?”
20 min of your life where u actually have to drive perfectly. aka known as 20 min of h-ll
driving examiner: im sorry u have failed ur drivers test because back at that stop light over there i believe u proceeded to take ur left hand off the wheel and that is not safe my friend.
guy taking the test: alright?
driving examiner: u also were going 35.5 in a 35 mph zone
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