driving balls
driving b-lls is the result of (a male) driving a motorised vehicle for a prolonged period of time. this leads to the guys b-lls slipping uncomfortably between his legs in a squashing scenario. the only known cure is repeated readjustment of the b-lls.
brian endured the purest case of driving b-lls during his 7 hour drive from southampton to glasgow.
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