driving Mich


verb –

the act of driving in the middle of a road in order to avoid the deer invested jumanji that is michigan.

rural or urban makes no difference, the deer are indiscriminate killers.

full term –

driving michigan
on a late, dimly lit country road in zombie deer territory…

bob: “watch out for the deer. i live in detroit so i have no insurance.”
bill: “i got this, i’m just going to drive mich.”

a late night fall text conversation…

ashley: “what’s up?”
liz: “nothing, just driving mich. hbu?”
ashley: “wait?! you’re driving and texting?!?!?”
liz: “i’m a girl aren’t i? lol”

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