Driving Ms. Daisy
you are driving and your girlfriend is sitting in the backseat, and she proceeds to jerk you off.
martin: dude, why is julie sitting in the back seat?
malcom: she just gave me the “driving ms. daisy”!
martin: no sh-t! i thought you’d just spilled chowder on the upholstery…
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