driving the porcelain bus
when you’ve had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out.
man am i exhausted! i drank too much and was driving the porcelian bus all night!
vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.
australian prime minister, kevin rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: “yes, i was driving the porcelain bus half the night.”
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