Droof


a word native to c-mbernauld, scotland which describes any non alchoholic drink. it takes other forms for other meanings like “droofed” meaning to be thirsty or “undroofed” meaning that you are deprived of a drink.
mike: i’ll give you a droof if you eat that sh-t”
john: -eats the sh-t-
mike: “well done, you’ve earned that tizer!

i am severely droofed

that is one poor attempt, and so you will now be undroofed
when you make some give off a sudden r-t-rded sounding noise after an odd act and/or statement from you
my english teacher made the funniest droof after she saw my focus paper

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