Drop a Muslim


verb: draw-p a muz-lum

the act of defecating, specifically when the load feels like it may explode, and when it is quite probable that you may die when it blows. originates as a play on the muslim group, the shiites, whose religious t-tle looks remarkably like the english word, “sh-t.” needless to say, they are probably well aware of this resemblance, and will laugh uproariously with the extensive, nay, global usage of this phrase.
jane: john, are you ok?
john: good g-d! i think this is gonna be a suicide bombing!
jane: what?!
john: pull the f-ck over! i gotta go drop a muslim!

john: now!!!

(sadly, john did not make it)

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