Drop Anchor
v. to relieve oneself of feces in a violent or obscene manner.
“i was h-tting the sauce hard last night and housing baked beans. when i woke up in the morning i felt the urgent need to drop anchor. the sh-te dropped out of my t-rd-cutter like a sack of potatoes and i felt like i nearly blew out my o-ring.”
to defecate, usually after holding it
i can’t wait ’til the bell rings so i can hit the gents and drop anchor.
to have a baby in another country in order to gain citizenship or residency benefits, hasten access to social or government -ssistance programs, or to facilitate chain migration.
carlos and his very pregnant wife maria had to hurry across the u.s. border so that maria could drop anchor.
try as they might, the border patrol wasn’t able to get the pregnant illegal immigrant back to mexico before she dropped anchor in their truck.
after several males have released the “dirty sailor” upon the fat folds of an extreme female, resulting in a mixture of bukkake resevoir. one seamen of the ships crew will straddle the whale – lowering his filthy b-lls into the milky belly b-tton lake. this must always be followed up by the “barnicle cleaner”
after dousing rikki lakes fat folds in a boiling hot load of man mixture – captain mikec prepared to “drop anchor” into “bukkake resevoir” while the other seaman cheered in glee.
taking a dump.
imagine yourself as a boat and the harbor is a toilet. when boats enter the harbor, what do they do? they drop anchor.
dude 1: yo
dude 2: ‘sup? hey, let me call you back. i’m about to drop anchor.
to place one foot on the floor while drunk in bed. this is usually done when someone is so incredibly drunk that the room is spinning violently.
dropping anchor helps stop the spins and ensures a good nights sleep for the drunkard.
dude, i was so drunk last night i had to drop anchor in bed.
when a man is sleeping with a woman that is so out of his league that he c-ms inside to try to get her pregnant. the result, hopefully for him, is an anchor baby that forces her to stay with the man.
ruxin needs to drop anchor in sofia ruxin.
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