drop dead gorgeous


someone who at first glance is so gorgeous, it is hard to look away. so you look on which makes your heart beat faster and then time slows. your heart follows slowing while thumping louder and louder. then you open one eye then the next the doctor turns to your girlfriend and says he’s fine. 50 years later you tell your grandkids the day you actually saw someone so fine you almost dropped dead.
i was sitting in the pub and i glimpsed empress p walking p-ss so i ran over to the door the next thing i remembered was waking up in pmh with a doctor standing over me saying empress p must be in town we have another case of drop dead gorgeous.
1: someone who at first glance is so gorgeous, it is hard to look away. so you look on which makes your heart beat faster and then time slows. your heart follows slowing while thumping louder and louder. then you open one eye then the next the doctor turns to your girlfriend and says he’s fine. 50 years later you tell your grandkids the day you actually saw someone so fine you almost dropped dead.
2: victoria jennings
she was so drop dead gorgeous i thought i would faint!
when you see a guy or gal on tv or in person and they are so incredibly good looking that you think you might faint.
“oh my god, johnny depp is drop dead gorgeous!”
exceptionally attractive, especially in a striking way
your sister is drop dead gorgeous today.
a woman (or sometimes man) who is so attractive that your eyes start to bleed, then your lungs collapse, and then your heart stops.
-beautiful woman walking down the street-
man1: oh, wow! she’s so gorgeous! -falls and dies-
beautiful woman: d-mn! second time today!

drop dead gorgeous! =]
a hilarious mock-mentary starring kirstin dunst, denise richards, and kirstie alley (skinny, then fat, then skinny, then fat, then skinny… fettuccini!!!!)

this non-stop laughter-causing movie has got it all, from mentally disabled characters showing off their nether-regions, to trailer park-bombings, to pedophilia! pop in this wonderful dvd and let the chaos ensue!
drop dead gorgeous is the best mock-mentary ever made!

denise richards is in drop dead gorgeous!? she’s such and easy bake oven! (see def. for easy bake oven)
somebody usually female, who is drop dead gorgeous!
aka- ddg

orgin-ireland
boquisha is drop dead gorgeous!

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