droppin the kids off at the pool


to defecate, take a sh-t, drop -ss, pinch a loaf, throw the bud mud, make gravy, give birth
man, will you hurry up!! i gotta drop the kids off at the pool!!!
a term used to confuse your friends that you are physically driving your offspring to a public pool, yet in reality, you are just taking a sh-t.
friend: “yo, come chill.”
me: “hold on, i’m droppin’ the kids off at the pool!”
friend: “wait, what?”
me: “he he he…”
in other words it’s taking a sh-t
ben: dude you’ve been in there for like 15 minutes, wat are ya doin? droppin the kids off at the pool?

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