dropping a deuce

quite simply, taking a sh-t.
lavinius and cooch were on their 2005 mlb midcoast trip when cooch needed to drop a deuce at a nearby truckstop.
instead of doing the #1 (to take a p-ss), doing the #2, hence the “duece”.
your mom’s potato salad was fantastic! now i feel like dropping a deuce.
a smoother way of saying you just had the sh-t of a lifetime. the kind that makes you proud to be a man and floating on cloud 9 afterwards.

stems from the childhood question about going to the bathroom. #1 being urination; #2 being defecation…
“deuce” meaning the #2 card in poker or a snake eyes in cr-ps.
man 1: dude where the h-ll you been? this place is swarming with hotties… i need my wingman..
man 2: i was dropping a deuce. who do you want? i’ll get her and her friends.
the act of taking a dump
hey bro, i was just “dropping a deuce”. so if you value life put a gas mask on.
not just taking a big sh-t. the act of dropping a duece is the act of taking a two pound sh-t. see also busting a fiddy and dealing an ace
i’m dropping a deuce and it’s going to clog your sh-tter up.
taking a monstrous sh-t in all its duce-like spleandor!
man one :” what’s with the grin?”
man two: “i just clogged the toilet with my mighty duce!”
when your t-st-cl-s hang out of the bottom of your shorts or underwear.
our neighbor was out mowing the lawn in his shorts, dropping a deuce for everyone to see.

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