having a sh-t
mike: where’s dave
bill: in the bathroom dropping a duece
mike: i hope he flushes it
the ability to be eerily correct about trivial things while intoxicated. while playing board games last night, mark seemed to know what card would be played next. he was right two of out three times. it was like he was drunkvoyant.
thank you in mispr-nounced german person 1- i got u some chicken person 2- dunksh-t
- Dusky Nipple
a dusky nipple is a were-nipple. this particular form of nipple only appears in the hours of dusk he wrapped his plump lips around his dusky nipple
- Egyptian Howler Monkey
when you’re giving it to a girl from behind, and you’re about to erupt you’re baby yogurt, you pull out and spin around and unload your baby cannon into her mouth and face f-ck her, leaving a surprised expression on her face, looking like an egyptian howler monkey howling into the moonlight. after ian gave […]
to create a fake photograph. there are pictures that look real made by using faketography.