dropping the arse
releasing the faecal muscle intestine of a sheep as it is being slaughtered. cutting around the -n-s (the starfish) with a sharp knife and pushing the flesh into the cavity before evicerating the animal.
just before the hors d’oeuvres are served at the annnual bankers black-tie ball sebastian turns to rupert and asks what he used to do during his summer college breaks; “oh, i dropped sheeps -rs-s, (dropping the -rs-) as opposed to dropping the soap. i worked at allied-irish beef packers, ballymun, just outside dublin in ireland. it’s part of the process of slaughtering and evicerating sheep. i’ll tell you all about it after dessert, darling it’s guranteed to make you hurl.”
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