Dropping The Menu
realizing, after the fact, that your trip to the bathroom resulted in many different forms of feces (floater, sinker, sandy ship wreck, anaconda, fro-yo, play-doh, oil spill,etc.)
i should have known that eating that entire bag of cheeseburgers would result in me dropping the menu the next day.
dropping the menu is when you take a big sh-t, then look in the bowl, and realize, you’ve p–ped several possible combinations of types of poo in one sitting.
dropping the menu will be easy after eating all this food. i’ll have a floater, a sinker, two and a half colors, some sauce, and some deer pellets.
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