Drowning contest



when two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.
person a: “my dad beat me when i was a kid.”

person b: “at least your dad was around.”

person a: “dude, this isn’t some kind of…drowning contest. we’ve all had hardships.”

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