Drowning The Old Hag
drowning the old hag is a game hybrid of a s-xual move and parkour. 17 people (either 11 males & 6 females, or 3 males and 14 females) enter a room completely naked. the room’s floor, walls, and ceiling are all spring loaded and are constantly flying armchairs and sofas at high velocity all about the room. the 17 people form a cirle by performing oral s-x on one another and their left foot must always be resting on a piece of furniture. the last person to climax is the winner, who then chooses 8 people to stay and help kidnapp the next 9 people to play.
“never play drowning the old hag, satan is the dm.”
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