Drowsy Schiavo
a method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her -ss over their head (satellite dish position), bulld-gg-ng a bottle of nyquil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve -rg-sm before brain death. so named because one’side face will have the same blank expression as terri schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.
after ji’m lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a drowsy schiavo and get beamed up like anton yelchin.
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