drug dealer’s phone


a mobile phone often used by drug dealers because it is cheap, easy to replace and it doesn’t attract unnecessary attention to the owner.

phones such as the nokia bricks, samsungs and alcatel are all regularly used by drug dealers.
ben gets his nokia 3310 out and sends a text. andy approaches him.

andy: can i get a quarter ounce?
ben: a quarter ounce what?
andy: some weed

ben: i don’t sell drugs.

andy: but your phone.

ben: what about it?
andy: it’s a drug dealer’s phone.

ben: what!
andy: yeah, only drug dealers use old cr-ppy phones.

ben: screw you it’s retro!
andy: listen man can i please get high.

ben: i’m not a drug dealer!
andy: okay. do you know anybody?
ben: yeah i know a guy.

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