drug school
a way for a drug addict or ex-drug addict to explain his extensive knowledge of drugs without actually admitting to being a serious stoner, crackhead, dope fiend, etc.
from “super troopers”:
officer rod farva: “where’d ya learn that one, rook…drug school?”
d.a.r.e. officer: “now kids, this is how you roll a joint. never do this. drugs are bad for you.”
your 8-year-old kid: “bullsh-t motherf-cker you don’t know what the f-ck you’re doing. let me show you.”
(rolls a perfect fatty in about 5 seconds)
d.a.r.e. officer: “wow son…where’d you learn that? you don’t smoke marijuana, do you?”
your kid: “ahh h-ll no ya f-ckin’ pig…drug school…b-tch!”
(lights up the j and smokes it)
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