a type of love that causes the person inflicted with it to fall in love with drummers of any kind… people in drummerlove find it hard to concentrate on real life and drift into an imaginary world and tend to laugh an awful lot! (a bit like the laughing cow).
a known side affect to drummerlove is constant texting from person in love to certain drummer which results in a small old mobile making a h-llish beep beep noise
“mate who keeps texting you!”
person infected with drummerlove replies “my dad” whilst laughing hysterically and texting back immediatly
- Drunkard's Dozen
one less beer than a proper dozen. this allows any good drunkard to drink one beer from a 12-pack and still show up to the party, guilt-free. this will not keep his mates from resenting him, however. “that cheap d-ck, roger, showed up with a drunkard’s dozen. 11 beers: some f-cking birthday present.”
- Northwestern State University
northwestern state university. nsu. a 4 year university located in natchitoches, la. home of the demons. the symbol of their school is a set of 3 columns left over from a plantation home that burned on the land. nsu was established in 1884. nsu is also home to a ghost by the name of isabella. […]
- drunk requesting
the process of adding random people to your facebook account during a drunken stupor ted- who the h-ll is gomez rodriguez? john- i dunno man. i think you were drunk requesting people last night
when someone skeets on a woman’s face, then socks her in the mouth so the skeet goes flying off her face like a boxer with a bl–dy mouth. i was banging the old lady last nite and decided to jayminize her when i finished up.
- Dual Dick
the act of surgely getting ones p-n-s split in two. usually used to f-ck -n-l and the v-g-n- simultaneously. used for double penetration in the least sl-tty way. yo steve, i got that duel d-ck done last night and used it on your b-tch. im excited for tonight to try out johnny duel d-ck!! i […]