Drummer’s Death Grip
a disorder that affects a disorder that affects bad, stuborn and inexperienced drummers. only symptom is gripping drum sticks with a closed fist close to the b-tt of the stick while you drum. the only cure is to listen to jazz
bob: “hey, you’ve got a bad case of drummer’s death grip”
justin beiber: “this is the way i always drum”
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