Drump

a word that has absolutely no meaning. when used correctly, is a good silence breaker.

when said as a silence breaker, add more emphasis on the “rump”.
adam: hey everyone, meet laura. laura is an abortionist.

(silence)

james: drump.
11 more definitions
to dry hump
i wanted to drump that sk-nk all night at the dance.
the time-honored tradition of practicing the drums whilst sitting on the toilet. whether you are taking a #1, #2, or none of the above is up to you.

note: this act requires that you first set up a drum set around your cr-pper.
what’s all the commotion?

oh, that’s just travis. he’s taking a drump
when you p–p while drunk. it’s pretty smooth but you hear the sounds of the party and that makes you want to speed up. combo of drunk and dump.
i was drumping as fast as i could but i still missed david’s hair catching fire.
when one is unfortunately obligated to take a dump while drunk.
last night at the bar i was getting wasted with these sl-ts but then i got the drumps. ruined my night.
the nasty textured and oftentimes very dry sh-t you take the morning after a night of drinking due to alcohol forcing all the sh-t down your system and dehydration drying out the t-rds;

drunk+dump
1: dude i had an entire 12 pack last night, my stomach is killing me today.
2: did you take your drump this morning?
1: no, but its probably going to smell like beer and taco bell and squeeze out like frozen cookie dough
when you sit on the toilet and the whole dump drops at once and it makes that “drump” sound.

sometimes when your rushing a drump, it can be an accidental side effect.
can also be referred to as “taking a drump. i’ll be right back!”