Druncrobatics
when a relatively simple stunt becomes immensely difficult after heavy drinking, usually resulting in an epic fail. also, when something is better done then said, but both doing and saying fail to make progress.
druncrobatics may include: climbing over a fence, doing a summersault, climbing over a couch, skipping, hand stands, or any manner of epic fail produced by simple stunts under the influence of alcohol.
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