drunk-a-port
to be so drunk that you blackout between the time you leave one place and arrive at another. it is the fastest way of travel while drinking as in your mind you are at one place one second and at another the next.
marge had a lot to drink that night. he was able to drunk-a-port from the bar to the pizza place.
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