Drunk Armour
the state of inebriation where one can be part of serious accidents, and emerge unscathed. this is because when inebriated the body does not tense-up in critical situations, and thus avoids injury.
person 1: “max wiped out on the stairs last night, it was brutal!”
person 2: “did he have to go to the hospital?”
person 1: “naw, he was wearing his drunk armour”
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