drunk as shit
when you’re drunk enough to type but not drunk enough that even the really sl-tty trailer park girl at the party is f-ckable to you.
“hey man, i got drunk as sh-t last night on a few beers and decided to not f-ck stacey again. f-ck that b-tch!”
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