Drunk BedWetting
bedwetting after consuming m-ssive amounts of alcohol, also known as the “morrison” syndrome. terribly embarr-ssing to explain to friends and co-workers. shuns you from most relationships, because people don’t want to be p-ssed on. completely un-concious when you fall asleep, resulting in saturation of the mattress.
last night i was a tank, p-ssed out in gallahue’s bed…p-ssed the entire mattress, woke up drenched in my own p-ss. haha.-drunk bedwetting
“if peeing your pant’s is cool, consider me miles davis!”-billy madison
peeing yourself aka “gooooooo!!!!”-billy madison
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