drunk bet
drunk bets are not to be held accountable to the “better” all wagers, especially those that beyond reason, are null and void the morning after. unless the bet is paid before sun up, the debt does not need to be filled, as it was influenced by intoxication. unless the wager has a dollar amount. then you’re sol, b-st-rds.
drunk bet
todd: (drunken stagger) “i’ll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won’t go swimming naked right now.”
the debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore todd keeps his unicorns.
todd: “33 dollars says you don’t go swimming naked right now.”
todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .
Read Also:
- satitude
combination of “s-ss” and “att-tude” “i don’t need your sat-tude today”
- fapal tunnel syndrome
a noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible p-n-s. the condition is developed over time from excessive, repet-tive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. not to be confused with carpal tunnel syndrome. after graduating college with a useless degree, scott lived in his […]
- swayzak
it’s september 2002, and it’s the last week of summer. you’re in 8th grade and you’re positive you’re gonna fail your last middle school year epically. luckily, toonami is on after school. but right now, they’re doing an event they call “trapped in hypersp-ce”. basically, a virus infects the absolution and now the thing’s gonna […]
- why i left buzzfeed
a phrase typically used in youtube t-tles, to parody ex-buzzfeed employee videos. youtube t-tle: why i left buzzfeed!? actual video: overwatch gameplay.
- coconut breeze
when you’re having s-x with your woman and she farts and you feel the wind across your b-lls. i was scr-w-ng my wife and she gave me the coconut breeze.