Drunk confession
when you call the person you like drunk to tell them.
sometimes it will work out for you and the person will like you back. othertimes it will be the most embarr-ssing phone call you ever made. drunk confession can lead to new relationships, or a huge heart ache and constant taunting from your friends.
-ring ring ring-
boy: h-llo?
girl: -insert boy name-!
boy: -insert girl name-?
girl: i love you
boy:…..
girl: i love you soo much!!
girl 2: what are you doing put that phone down!
-hangs up girls phone-
girl 2: do you know what you did last night?
girl: no?
girl 2: you did a drunk confession of you love for -insert boy’s name here-
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