drunk dick
drunk d-ck.
when you’ve had way to much to drink and you’re too drunk to f-ck.
no b-n-r
check out that drunk d-ck loser over there trying to suck his own limp d-ck. omg what the h-ll did he just puke!
1) not being able to get off and lasting for an extended period of time
2) not being able to get a flesh rocket ignited
wow d-bag, i had some drunk d-ck with that chick last night. d-mn, i owned that ho. huge
1. consuming large quanitys of alcohol and then becoming so incredibly h-rny you’d f-ck anything with a (insert prefrence here). and when you finally are able to f-ck you become every (insert prefrence here)’s wet dream becuase you finally last more then 5 mins. 😉
hey hannah! i hooked up with joey again last night and it was amazing! he lasted a good 30-40 mins!” “wow didn’t he only last 5 mins last time?” “ya but he had drunk d-ck last night
a girl that you would only f-ck if you are completely and utterly drunk. and the next day when you wake up next to her you throw up in your mouth. cause otherwise it would not have been if it weren’t for the alcohol
she would be a drunk d-ck.
“what were you thinking about last night with her?”
“drunk d-ck man that’s what.”
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