Drunk Driver


the act of playing mario kart with intentions on getting wasted. goal is to finish an entire beer before the end of a race in any course in the game of mario kart.
guy 1: i wanna get wasted wanna play drunk driver?

guy 2: h-ll yes!! lets drive drunk on moo moo meadows!!
an individual who (unintentionally) gets in other people’s way by walking on the wrong side of the footpath, corridor etc.
“i b-mped into a drunk driver and missed the train.”

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