drunk ears


when you go from perfect hearing to stevie wonder after a couple drinks
bro 1: ” turn this sh-t up bro”
bro 2: ” its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears”
when you go from normal hearing to helen keller after a couple drinks
bro 1: ” turn this sh-t up bro”
bro 2: ” its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears”

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