Drunk Girl Karate
when a girl who’s bac level reaches too high, she becomes unstable. this may result in a serious of furious attacks of unknown reason. the motions of the attack are generally misguided flailing of hands in the air and occasional kicking. this is known as drunk girl karate.
guy1: dude, kritstin got so drunk last night, she attacked john for no reason!
guy2: totally whipped out some drunk girl karate on his -ss.
Read Also:
- Showerbacon
to lose ones position amongst their piers as an alpha male. therefore becoming a surrogate female. keep that up and you’ll end up being showerbacon for bubba. speaking to another prisoner, “shut up b-tch, jonny fail is my showerbacon!”
- drunkjuhorge
a drunk who can’t get enough booze. drunkjuhorge just can’t get drunk enough booze hounding all the time.slippin’ and trippin and slurring speech.
- drunkpology
an incoherent apology that has no reasoning or sense, usually occuring when inibriated. she was trying to give me some drunkpology for why she ate my curtains, but it made no f-cking sense.
- Gay Boy Wonderland
gay boy wonderland (gbwl) is the place that gay boys go that the rest of us can’t follow. its a place where the boys are beautiful and the pressures of everyday life don’t exist. in gbwl it is ok to be a barista even if you’ve had four years of college. its also ok to […]
- jelqing
the art of creating a longer p-n-s through stroking excercises for months and years. the erect p-n-s is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near -rg-sm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible. the number of strokings is over 110…then a rest…then another 110. some men have claimed this gives them […]