Drunk hockey


typically a college phenomenon but can also extend to the postgraduate years, drunk hockey consists of getting drunk and playing a hockey video gme from ea sports or 2k sports
i pregamed hard but every frat house around here was closed, so i came back and popped in nhl 12. i proceeded to play drunk hockey

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