drunk journal
(noun) a drunk journal is the product of “wasted wednesday.” this device originated when a girl named sarah and a boy named phillip in a midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. the purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. this immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.
did you read the drunk journal yet?
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