Drunk-keeper
the sober person tasked with keeping a drunk person out of trouble and in general good health; will ideally keep their charge happy and prevent him or her from making any monumentally bad life choices.
“n-body knows what i did after i ditched my drunk-keeper, but i woke up naked in my grandma’s yard hugging a duck. honestly i’m just glad to be alive.”
“megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. i did eight shots of tequila and without her i would have walked into traffic, -ssaulted a cop, and s-xted my second cousin.”
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