drunk money


the m-ssive wad of singles, fives, and other denominations of currency crumbled together in the pocket after a night of drinking. most commonly pulled out at morning coffee run.
i went to pay for the coffee and pulled out a huge wad of drunk money. the girl at the counter was laughing…

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